#45 | The Chill DM
“I'm a pretty chill DM. But just because I let them do something, doesn't mean it will work. I like to give them hope and then crush it if I need to switch up the game narrative”
#45 | Deathly Quiet
“I may or may not get super quiet and weirdly calm when I get close to killing someone...”
#44 | Too Much Loot!
"“I frequently downplay the amount of loot they get from the adventure. They're rich enough as it is. Each of them doesn't need an extra 2,000gp per level, that's just insane”
#42 | Keeping things interesting
"Sometimes I change the way a spell works, is cast, or concentration is needed if it comes from a wand. Because things get boring when you always know how they work"
#41 | The Law of Averages
"Sometimes I roll damage die but don't actually add it up. I use the average the adventure gives and add or subtract some randomly. I just like rolling dice. "
#40 | Stat Blocks are guidelines?
"Stat blocks are just a guideline. Monsters basically hit as hard as I feel like, and die when I feel like it."
#39 | Spell-check!
"I dont keep track of your spells. You can send me what you memorized and then cast something else. I'm not going to check"
#38 | The Lazy DM volume 2
"I very rarely update your character sheet at all. I just keep track of your HP, AC, and saves. I don't even know what your AB is"
#37 | Lazy DM's
"I'm not really calculating your experience, you just level up when I think you should"
#36 | Apocalyptic Tendencies
"I have apocalyptic tendencies. Bad almost always seems to outweigh the good. bad things come back to bite the players way more often than good investments payoff... Though I am working on this"
